YES, WELCOME TO OUR MAPLE SYRUP COUNTRY WHERE YOU WILL BE PROTECTED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS (*cough* because we have a broad immigration policy *cough*) AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO CHALLENGE YOUR RIGHT TO FIREARMS (*cough* because we do not have a second amendment *cough*) AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT TEH GAYS GETTING MARRIED (*cough because they already can *cough*). Sorry 'bout the healthcare though, we totes already have that.
p.s. Thanks, but it's not my idea, I kinda borrowed it and I didn't mean it to be a humble-brag or anything. But I think it'd be a cool tradition for me to keep up with.
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YES, WELCOME TO OUR MAPLE SYRUP COUNTRY WHERE YOU WILL BE PROTECTED BY ILLEGAL IMMIGRANTS (*cough* because we have a broad immigration policy *cough*) AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE PEOPLE CONSTANTLY TRYING TO CHALLENGE YOUR RIGHT TO FIREARMS (*cough* because we do not have a second amendment *cough*) AND YOU WILL NOT HAVE TO HEAR ABOUT TEH GAYS GETTING MARRIED (*cough because they already can *cough*). Sorry 'bout the healthcare though, we totes already have that.
p.s. Thanks, but it's not my idea, I kinda borrowed it and I didn't mean it to be a humble-brag or anything. But I think it'd be a cool tradition for me to keep up with.